Saturday, March 31, 2007

Stupid Ideas

What does a person mean when he says that he is giving more than 100 per cent ?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer the question:
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented by this :
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 per cent
And H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 per cent
And A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 per cent
But B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 per cent
And look how far butt kissing will take you...
B-U-T-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 2+21+20+20+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 151 per cent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hardwork and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there,
It's the bullshit and buttkissing that will put you over the top.

1 comment:

Monarc said...

Amboi....

Blog baru siak....

One complain....The first post macam sama dengan aku aje....hahaha....cuma lain horoscope....

Write your heart content sister...

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